- what's the scariest holiday in the 'hood?
+ holla!-ween.*
- why did the lightbulbs not let the new bulb into their group?
+ because they were elightist. **
- what do you call two gay melons who are in love?
+ can't-elope!! ***
- why did the orphan survive the titanic?
+ because it was used to going through hardship. ****
- why did the guy stay lost forever when the map told him to go East on Red?
+ because his name was Weston Green.*****
******
* this one may need to retire for the year... sorry.
** i heard the new friends-of-the-earth bulb group is the hardest to get into. You win some you lose some, bulbette.
*** (not in Texas, little melons..)
**** courtesy of, well, or stealing from, the Honorable John Phelps I
***** think about your child's future before you write it down...
****** Weston and Dan and John! and anyone else!, ya'll should add yours on to here...
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